i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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