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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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