Plan B is the new Plan A
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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