Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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