I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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