I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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