I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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