The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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