So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
