is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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