is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I got inside last night via doggy door
You ate ashes out of my bong
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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