just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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