Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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