bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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