Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize