Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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