I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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