should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Well I just put wine in my tea
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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