He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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