Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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