this beer tastes like vomit already
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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