I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
please don't ironically join a cult
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