just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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