my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We need to rekindle our bromance
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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