is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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