haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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