Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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