Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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