Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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