you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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