craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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