so let's talk penis.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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