I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick