Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C