i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store