I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Semen is not good for contacts.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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