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sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.

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we had.

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well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.

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(650): sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter. (415): we had. (650): well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again. http://tfl.nu/lm7j

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i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man

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(206): i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man http://tfl.nu/40et

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my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!

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I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends

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(651): my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing! (651): I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends http://tfl.nu/p5go

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I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.

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(248): I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first. http://tfl.nu/88zr

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Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)

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(303): Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!) http://tfl.nu/z6cg

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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.

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(509): Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico. http://tfl.nu/evuy

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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)

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WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE

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(612): she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :) (708): WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE http://tfl.nu/vm9y

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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad

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(214): I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad http://tfl.nu/x185

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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.

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(864): just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring. http://tfl.nu/qf1b

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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"

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(317): Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call" http://tfl.nu/v8oa

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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.

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(957): I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day. http://tfl.nu/42ia

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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.

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(509): Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested. http://tfl.nu/8mit

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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.

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(330): Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette. http://tfl.nu/sax7

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I feel a five day drunk coming on.

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(217): I feel a five day drunk coming on. http://tfl.nu/u0qx

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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.

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(214): I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this. http://tfl.nu/v16y

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