i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Green mimosas i think yes
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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