school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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