watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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