Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.