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  (614): View more from Ohio

  I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?

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  (614): I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign? http://tfl.nu/97mu
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  I thidmdmk you'gre a special person

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  (919): I thidmdmk you'gre a special person http://tfl.nu/mmrm
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  (239): View more from Florida

  I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.

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  (239): I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix. http://tfl.nu/krua
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area

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  (402): New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area http://tfl.nu/w77p
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  (713): View more from Texas

  on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

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  (713): on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left http://tfl.nu/gb7d
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here

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  you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill

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  (540): we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here (540): you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill http://tfl.nu/12nq
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  (502): View more from Kentucky

  We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.

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  (502): We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice. http://tfl.nu/njob
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls

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  (402): you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls http://tfl.nu/fn2c
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  (281): View more from Texas

  Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.

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  (281): Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night. http://tfl.nu/k3ni
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  (204): View more from Manitoba

  Glow parties are what I live for

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  Your priorities in life astound me

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  (204): Glow parties are what I live for (1-204): Your priorities in life astound me http://tfl.nu/wtnz
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  (541): View more from Oregon

  Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?

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  (541): Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am? http://tfl.nu/ak1s
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  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.

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  (902): Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends. http://tfl.nu/0yi1
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  (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me

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  (541): I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me http://tfl.nu/zpsf
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.

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  (860): Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister. http://tfl.nu/yhbd
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  (225): View more from Louisiana

  I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.

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  (225): I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College. http://tfl.nu/xtto
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