What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?