I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We have so much sex to catch up on
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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