I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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