the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
so much tequila, so little girl.
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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