In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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