Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
