awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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