Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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