Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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