Say something about gay babies.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
