and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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