This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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