Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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