We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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