i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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