I want to have your abortion
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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