Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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