soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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